Posted Today, 07:11 PM
We're in uncharted territory due to the COVID-19 virus outbreak around the world. Tremendous amounts of fear and panic has gripped nations worldwide, and in the US we've been directly effected in both Seattle and Connecticut with travel bans, supply chain interruptions, loss of sales, and a general uncertainty about the future. The whole thing could blow over, or we could be on the verge of a total collapse of our economy.
Typically we start off our sales with "To Celebrate..." but this time... its "Because we're not giving up!..."
The Social Distancing Sale!
It's important to keep your distance from those that are sick, and from everyone else to prevent the spread of illness. To do our part... all Motec products and installations are 10% off at our CT location until the panic subsides... so you can STAND ALONE. (Get it!?)
The Inside The Quarantine Zone Sale!
With travel restrictions imminent, and potential supply chain interruptions incoming, we're cutting all labor at our CT location to $75 / hour for anyone who can make it there. We'll even cover the cost of transportation to the shop for any engine builds!
The Take Out Only Sale!
Many local businesses are attempting to stay running by offering curbside pickup of their goods. Visconti Tuning is local to us... so we'll take 10% off anything we pick up from them curbside.
The TP Sale!
Good luck finding any toilet paper on shelves right now! What GT-R owners really should be worrying about is the OTHER TPs, their touch points and tire pressures. Is your clutch slipping? Any ShepTrans projects booked with us are 10% off. Any tires sold by us are shipped for free!
The Flatten the Curve Sale!
Slowing the rate of infection will reduce the overload on the healthcare system and flatten the bell curve of the number of sick people over time. Installing a set of stock frame turbo upgrades on your stock engine/transmission GT-R will reduce the chances of you losing races and flatten the torque curve on your car to redline. Any stock frame turbo kits sold and installed by us will be charged only $1000 in labor to do so.
The Working From Home Sale!
Working from home will reduce your exposure to potentially sick people. Me tuning from my couch will reduce my exposure to your exhaust fumes. All E-Tunes are 50% off!
The Facemask Sale!
Post a picture of yourself with your totally-ineffective-at-reducing-the-spread-of-the-virus facemask and we'll give you a $100 gift card to the shop.
The Washington Elite Sale!
Ever wonder why there aren't any politicians getting sick? Even though most of them are old AF and not terribly healthy? If you want to be a member of the Washington Elite... all Elite Prime builds performed in our Seattle location will be at 15% off the total project bill!
The Outbreak Sale!
This was one of our favorite movies about a pandemic. To "celebrate" WGP Apex CCM Brake Kits are 10% off so you can OUT BRAKE the competition.
The Air Filters Sale!
Filtering the air you breathe can reduce your risk of infection. Any part we sell this month that attaches to an air filter is 10% off.
The BOOST Sale!
You should do anything you can do BOOST your immune system, such as taking Vitamin D, exercising, etc. To BOOST our sales... all BOOSTlogic and GotBOOST parts sold by us are 10% off!
The Wash Your Hands Sale!
You should definitely wash your hands after you touch anything that may have an abundance of germs on it... like paper money... after you give it to us. (We always wear black gloves so don't worry about us.) Pay us in cash for any project and we'll take 10% off the total bill.
ENJOY and STAY SAFE!