Jump to content

Welcome to Nissan GT-R Heritage
Register now to gain access to all of our features. Once registered and logged in, you will be able to create topics, post replies to existing threads, give reputation to your fellow members, get your own private messenger, post status updates, manage your profile and so much more. If you already have an account, login here - otherwise create an account for free today!
Photo

Finally banned from GTRLife!

- - - - -

  • Please log in to reply
35 replies to this topic

#21
droptopp

droptopp

    Stage 4 Member

  • Member
  • 1,296 posts
  • Joined 16-February 14
I love this shit .... you guys seriously made my night.

I’m up watching my kids hedge hogs and watching reruns of LivePD waiting to see Tim blaze by as just a blip on the screen and I stumble into this.


https://youtu.be/Q8qAkUA8ZF0
GTX3582R built and tuned by STM, AMS 4.1, Omega billet crank, Alpha Cams, STM DP, MP, 4 STM Titanium custom exhaust, STM Race FMIC 22x18x4.5, full 3" piping, ID 2000, Sheptrans OneK drop gears, DS axles, E85, Advan GT 10/12 285/315 R888 / MT ET 18x10/12 TE37 Saga MT ET SS 275/245.
Heartbreaker Mustang 1186 E70 low boost. Dynojet 1350 +/- 60-130 3.5 seconds. 100-150 3.4 seconds.

#22
Dan_585

Dan_585

    Stage 4 Member

  • Member
  • 1,622 posts
  • Joined 30-August 15

catbehavior6-300x169-1.jpg

 

3343.png

 

 

 

AuCtiOn CaRs - iD bE dOiN u A FavOr



#23
Doug@WGP

Doug@WGP

    Stage 4 Member

  • Vendors
  • 2,729 posts
  • Joined 25-April 13
I bought a 17 instead. Don’t need to deal with your broke ass ;)

Doug Ross
Owner of Weapons Grade Performance
-Northeast/Pacific Northwest Shops where we ONLY work on GT-Rs
-Owner/Builder of the 1st Ever Home Garage GT-R Drivetrain Removal
Cobb Protuner / EcuTek Tuner
-All Wheel Drive Mustang Dyno in House
doug@weaponsgradeperformance.com
Our Online Store
East Coast Location 226 N. Plains Industrial Rd, Wallingford CT 06492 203-668-4765


#24
Dan_585

Dan_585

    Stage 4 Member

  • Member
  • 1,622 posts
  • Joined 30-August 15

LMAO - Doug you are pathetic. Check mate you hating bitch



#25
Tim

Tim

    FYI Gators eat the bones

  • OEM Member
  • 9,148 posts
  • Joined 06-December 12
  • LocationBlue water and White Sandy Beaches

*
POPULAR

Puff puff pass

Attached Images

  • 1A2C4F05-04E3-4CCC-822C-F002EE9DF0CE.jpeg
  • 78A7311D-1FE0-4CDB-BA83-940C23251D09.png

  • droptopp, Arkmae, haul s and 2 others like this
post-273-0-31146100-1438786356.jpg

#26
droptopp

droptopp

    Stage 4 Member

  • Member
  • 1,296 posts
  • Joined 16-February 14
Damn Tim - that would put me out for a week.

And in all fairness, I do enjoy mom jokes - my favorite of all time,

“Your mom is so fat, when she got hit by a car she said who threw that rock at me.”
GTX3582R built and tuned by STM, AMS 4.1, Omega billet crank, Alpha Cams, STM DP, MP, 4 STM Titanium custom exhaust, STM Race FMIC 22x18x4.5, full 3" piping, ID 2000, Sheptrans OneK drop gears, DS axles, E85, Advan GT 10/12 285/315 R888 / MT ET 18x10/12 TE37 Saga MT ET SS 275/245.
Heartbreaker Mustang 1186 E70 low boost. Dynojet 1350 +/- 60-130 3.5 seconds. 100-150 3.4 seconds.

#27
Doug@WGP

Doug@WGP

    Stage 4 Member

  • Vendors
  • 2,729 posts
  • Joined 25-April 13
I like-

Dan585s mom is so fat... if she went to Texas in a pair of heels she’d strike oil.

Doug Ross
Owner of Weapons Grade Performance
-Northeast/Pacific Northwest Shops where we ONLY work on GT-Rs
-Owner/Builder of the 1st Ever Home Garage GT-R Drivetrain Removal
Cobb Protuner / EcuTek Tuner
-All Wheel Drive Mustang Dyno in House
doug@weaponsgradeperformance.com
Our Online Store
East Coast Location 226 N. Plains Industrial Rd, Wallingford CT 06492 203-668-4765


#28
Doug@WGP

Doug@WGP

    Stage 4 Member

  • Vendors
  • 2,729 posts
  • Joined 25-April 13
Or maybe...

Dan585’s apartment is so small... when he orders a large pizza he has to eat it outside.
  • ghostrider likes this

Doug Ross
Owner of Weapons Grade Performance
-Northeast/Pacific Northwest Shops where we ONLY work on GT-Rs
-Owner/Builder of the 1st Ever Home Garage GT-R Drivetrain Removal
Cobb Protuner / EcuTek Tuner
-All Wheel Drive Mustang Dyno in House
doug@weaponsgradeperformance.com
Our Online Store
East Coast Location 226 N. Plains Industrial Rd, Wallingford CT 06492 203-668-4765


#29
Dan_585

Dan_585

    Stage 4 Member

  • Member
  • 1,622 posts
  • Joined 30-August 15

Took him that long to come up with a comeback. Doug its over i win. Your shit is beyond weak. Go tuck that cumdumpster mother of yours in at the dump now.

 

2017 GTR.jpg

 


Edited by Dan_585, 03 December 2018 - 12:32 PM.


#30
droptopp

droptopp

    Stage 4 Member

  • Member
  • 1,296 posts
  • Joined 16-February 14
Hahaha driving from Bay Area to LA - laughing my ass off.

Keep it coming

Hertz wouldn’t let me one way a GTR
955a384df2880ae408b97e2a58b25a84.jpg
  • Tim, thehelix112 and Dan_585 like this
GTX3582R built and tuned by STM, AMS 4.1, Omega billet crank, Alpha Cams, STM DP, MP, 4 STM Titanium custom exhaust, STM Race FMIC 22x18x4.5, full 3" piping, ID 2000, Sheptrans OneK drop gears, DS axles, E85, Advan GT 10/12 285/315 R888 / MT ET 18x10/12 TE37 Saga MT ET SS 275/245.
Heartbreaker Mustang 1186 E70 low boost. Dynojet 1350 +/- 60-130 3.5 seconds. 100-150 3.4 seconds.

#31
Dan_585

Dan_585

    Stage 4 Member

  • Member
  • 1,622 posts
  • Joined 30-August 15

11.png

 

 

Damnnnn....that's crazy

 



#32
Dan_585

Dan_585

    Stage 4 Member

  • Member
  • 1,622 posts
  • Joined 30-August 15

1(1).png

 

p03zx3tw.jpg



#33
Doug@WGP

Doug@WGP

    Stage 4 Member

  • Vendors
  • 2,729 posts
  • Joined 25-April 13
Dan you have a lot of anger and complicated feelings about people’s mom... do you want to tell us where your daddy touched you?

And you’re definitely worse at photoshop than you are at talking shit.

You might as well have drawn those with crayons... but I’d be too concerned you’d try to eat the bright colored ones.

Doug Ross
Owner of Weapons Grade Performance
-Northeast/Pacific Northwest Shops where we ONLY work on GT-Rs
-Owner/Builder of the 1st Ever Home Garage GT-R Drivetrain Removal
Cobb Protuner / EcuTek Tuner
-All Wheel Drive Mustang Dyno in House
doug@weaponsgradeperformance.com
Our Online Store
East Coast Location 226 N. Plains Industrial Rd, Wallingford CT 06492 203-668-4765


#34
Tim

Tim

    FYI Gators eat the bones

  • OEM Member
  • 9,148 posts
  • Joined 06-December 12
  • LocationBlue water and White Sandy Beaches
What I’m smoking while reading this today. You guys are definitely relentless Hahahaha !!!Big Budda cheese !,,m

Attached Images

  • C7BD8C73-67EA-4D09-8E06-FC7629540B12.jpeg

  • droptopp, awdtt and haul s like this
post-273-0-31146100-1438786356.jpg

#35
Geno88

Geno88

    Stock

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 56 posts
  • Joined 21-June 18

Dang Tim, i remember back in the 80's when my mom did not know what that smell was!

 

LOL! You bring back a lot of memories!


  • Tim likes this

#36
Tim

Tim

    FYI Gators eat the bones

  • OEM Member
  • 9,148 posts
  • Joined 06-December 12
  • LocationBlue water and White Sandy Beaches
My parents just put up with it
It’s also not like I puff at the dining room table though
post-273-0-31146100-1438786356.jpg




1 user(s) are reading this topic

1 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users


    smanders