What's one of the most boring things in the world? Insurance. That said... there are so many different kinds, and they all serve different purposes. I can't tell you how many times someone tried to sell me something with the phrase "it's cheap insurance..." and sometimes, when we think we're buying insurance, we're really just subsidizing costs over time, and not really hedging against risk. Thankfully... we're here to help make it easier to understand with the Insurance Sale!
The Fire Insurance Sale
Fire insurance is designed to hedge risk against damage associated with fire, so this month, we'll give you some cheap insurance by taking 10% off any fire and heat protection equipment for your car from Safecraft, GotBoost, DEI, etc!
The Flood Insurance Sale
Flood insurance is designed to hedge against the risk of damage from water. This month, to do our part, all air/oil separators (which are really demisters) flex kits (so you can make sure you don't have water in your fuel) and high quality air intakes which use presocks are 10% off.
The Travel Insurance Sale
Travel insurance is designed to hedge against the risks of your travel plans being interrupted. To prevent your travel from getting messed up, we'll transport any builds to/from our shops this month on us!
The Renters Insurance Sale
Renters insurance is designed to protect landlords against damage to their property that you're renting. To help this month, we'll take 10% off any mods for leased vehicles, and then return the vehicles back to stock at no cost when its time to turn them back in.
The Homeowners Insurance Sale
Homeowners insurance protects your house and its contents against damages caused by various catastrophes, similar to renters insurance but for homeowners. This month we'll take 10% off any mods for vehicles that are owned outright (no loans.)
The Key Person Insurance Sale
Businesses often take out insurance policies on the life and livelyhood of their critical employees so that operations can continue without them. To do our part, we'll leave any Cobb tunes purchased from us this month unlocked for any users of Accesstuner Race.
The Life Insurance Sale
Life Insurance is designed to make sure that your next-of-kin can handle expenses in the unfortunate event of your untimely death. To do our part, this month we'll extend our warranties on any builds to second owners of vehicles we've worked on, and will PPI any vehicles you're contemplating buying for free.
The Pollution Insurance Sale
Businesses are many times forced to take out this insurance to pay for expenses that occur from environmental releases of chemicals and other substances. To do our part, all catted midpipes and ID injector upgrades (to prevent black smoke) are 10% off all month.
The Shipping Insurance Sale
Some dishonest (ex)vendors like to tell customers that shipping companies "lose" or "damage" the shipments so that they can make bogus claims against shipping insurance. To make sure no one falls victim to this going forward, we're offering free shipping with tracking# confirmations and photo confirmations on all parts ordered from us this month.
The Disability Insurance Sale
This insurance is designed to cover expenses caused by you being unable to work. To help this month, we'll rebuild anyone's blown up GTR with zero labor charges.
The Worker's Compensation Insurance Sale
This insurance is designed to protect employees from expenses incurred while they are injured on the job. Employer comp rates are determined by their "mod" which in simple terms a ratio of the amount of past claims relative to their payroll, offset against averages in their industry. To do our part... we'll improve your "mod" ratio by giving you a $200 gift card to the shop for any referral you make for us to a friend, so that you can always be one step ahead of them.
Last but never least...
The Gap Insurance Sale!
Gap insurance is designed to pay off your car loan in the event that it is totaled in an accident and you owe more than its worth. In the auto world, people are cute and clever and refer to it as the collection of parts that makes sure you have a large gap between you and the car behind you when racing. To do our part... make a public call-out versus another fast car, and we'll build you a car that will beat that car with 15% off your total bill this month.