It's December... which means it's Winter if you live in the Northern Hemisphere! We love the winter season, as snow is beautiful, the holidays are time for family and friends, and it's the best time to upgrade your cars so they'll be ready for Spring!
To celebrate... here are our December sales!
The Christine Sale!
We jokingly refer to my third GT-R, a 2013 white one as "Christine" because it kept blowing up after we'd push the envelope on trying to make it faster and faster, only to come back and blow up again. The first time was after TX2K13, when we broke a gear after trapping over 160mph on a Shep 2.5 at the event. The second time we cracked a head after getting overzealous with prototype CNC porting. The third time we smoked some main bearings trying to make 1400whp+ (1254whp on our mustang dyno!) to go 8s on pump gas. The fourth time we shattered half the driveline after our dyno broke at the top of a pull and unloaded the front end. Name the car from the movie "Christine" and we'll take 5% off any transmission upgrade with a gearset, cylinder head upgrade, billet crank/girdle engine upgrade, and/or 1250whp+ capable turbo kit ordered from us this month, so we can build it right the first time with experience based on our mistakes!
The Best. Ornament. Ever. Sale!
Post a picture of your Godzilla Christmas Tree Ornament (Y'all know we have one.) and we'll give you free shipping on any order placed this month.
The Home Alone Sale!
Nothing makes us laugh harder during the holiday season than Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci getting smashed in the face with household objects!... so we're going to let you "keep the change... ya filthy animal!" and we'll round DOWN any order placed with us this month over $1000 to the nearest $100. (So if you place an order for $1899, you'll pay $1800.)
The Griswold Family Christmas Sale!
Nothing says the Holidays have arrived like blinding all of your neighbors with 250 strands of 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights, making your home visible from space. Post a pic of your house lit up for the holidays and we'll give you a $100 gift card to the shop!
The Grinch's Dog Stole The Whole Damn Christmas movie Sale!
Post a picture of your dog wearing a pair of antlers and we'll give you a $100 gift card to the shop!
The Eight Crazy Nights Sale!
From 12/24 until 1/1/17 any bolt on part orders placed with us will be 10% off... as long as the orders are placed after sun down on the West Coast!
The Love, Actually Sale!
This movie might be simultaneously the best and worst holiday Rom-Com ever made... and it's become a tradition to watch it in our house every year, even if the moral of the story is to flirt with women half your age, stalk your best friend's wife, violate airport security regulations, and fat shame your employees from a position of political power (oh wait... that one actually came true this year!). Any movie with Liam Neeson in it is automatically good, so it gets a pass. Post a picture/video of yourself standing in your love's doorway (hopefully your garage in front of your GT-R) holding up a sign(s) explaining to us why you think you deserve free labor on a build, and we might just do it...
The Die Hard Sale!
It's not Christmas until Hans Grubber falls off Nakatomi Tower! Come to the (East or West) coast and have a few laughs with us... Bring a teddy bear to either of our shops this month, while barefoot, and we'll donate it to charity on your behalf, and then we'll take 50% off any labor bill you book with us at the time.
The "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid" Sale!
We can just imagine a bunch of pudgy, glasses wearing, dough eyed millennials clawing their way up a slide and telling Santa that "I want a Bolt On GT-R, with AMS Downpipes, ID Injectors, Fuel Pumps, Got Boost Intakes, A Midpipe, Flex Fuel, and a custom pop and bangs tune!" Only to have Santa give him an incredulous look and say "You'll melt the bumper from all those flames, Kid." Since we're enablers... order the above parts from us this month and we'll install and tune them for $500.
The Mjolnir Sale!
We think it would be hilarious to wrap up a GT-R engine under your Christmas tree, and write on the card "Whosoever lifts this present... if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Weapons Grade." Weapons Grade Built Shortblocks are on sale starting at $5000 all month, as long as we can post a video our YouTube channel of you and/or your kids trying to pick it up.